Kids' Jokes for Foolio 2-17

From today's "Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime" (which featured a guest appearance by Mike Schatz as "Mr. Jumps," a boisterous jumpsuited children's singer...you'll need to know that for one of the jokes):

"What's red, yellow, green, and about to get a fake mustache?"
"Foolio!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Lipstick."
"Lipstick who?"
"Lipstick if you put glue on them."

OLD STANDBY ALERT:
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Boo."
"Boo who?"
"Why are you crying? It's just a joke."

"Where did the bee go to use the potty?"
"The BP station!"

"What did Mr. 8 say to Mr. 9?"
"Hey, you are a joker too!"

"What kind of tooth is one dollar?"
"A bucktooth!"

"What's in a red jumpsuit and sings really mediocre?"
"Mr. Jumps!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Because he got stuck in a corn hen."

OLD STANDBY ALERT:
"Why was 6 afraid of 7?"
"Because 7 ate 9."

"Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a cornfield?"
"Cause there are ears all around."
(TOPPER: After the kid delivered the punchline, Foolio remarked "Just like in 'Blue Velvet,'" a reference which went completely over the kids' heads...one would hope.)

"Where to sheep go to get their hair cut?"
"The baa-baa shop!"

"What do you call a cow that eats grass?"
"A lawn moo-er!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dwayne."
"Dwayne who?"
"Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning!"