Kid's Jokes for Foolio 2-10-07

From today's Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime:

"What's brown and sounds like a bell?"
"Dung!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Sally."
"Sally who?"
"You have a scary gopher on your head!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Ima."
"Ima who?"
"Ima, aren't you glad I said orange?"

"What does a Viking eat for breakfast?"
"Fish."

"What do you call a turtle when it's snowing?"
"A snowpoke."

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting cow."
"Interrupting c--"
"MOO!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Alligator."
"Alligator who?"
"Snake on your head!"

"Why won't sharks eat Foolio?"
"Because he tastes funny."

"Did you know the alphabet has feelings?"
"I did not know that."
"It has NV."

"Why did the hedgehog go into a ball?"
"To see his mother dance."

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cargo."
"Cargo who?"
"Car go beep-beep!" (Okay, so it's the same joke from last week, but a different kid said it.)

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Shark."
"Shark who?"
"Shark on your head!"

(With all the "on your head" jokes, I think I witnessed the birth of a verbal meme.)