Kid's Jokes for Foolio, 2-3-07

The latest collection of the kids' jokes for Foolio, from today's edition of "Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime":

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"There's a monkey on your head!"

"Why do gorillas have big noses?"
"Because they have big fingers!"

"What's green, yellow & red, and is about to be a fruit smoothie?"
"Foolio!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cargo."
"Cargo who?"
"Car go beep-beep!"

"Why did not the skeleton cross the road?"
"Because he didn't have the guts!"

"Why was ten scared?"
"Because seven ate nine."

"What happens when your flying canoe loses its wheels?"
"Purple, because ice cream doesn't have bones."

"Pete and Repeat climbed a tree. Pete came down, who was left?"
"Repeat."
"Pete and Repeat climbed a tree..." (and so on and so forth until Foolio freaked out.)

"Why can't kids go to a pirate movie?"
"Because it's rated Arrrr!"