This morning, Dad's Garage presented the first installment this season of their children's show, "Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime." It was a full house, and a fun time was had by all.
One of the traditions of the show is the visit from Foolio, the yellow-and-green clown puppet with a seemingly-endless supply of bad jokes...and yet another tradition is that, after Foolio torments our cast, the kids in the audience get their chance to outdo him with jokes of their own. And the kids' jokes, ranging from classic old standbys to completely surreal non sequiturs, inevitably DO outshine Foolio's.
I hereby present this week's "Kid's Jokes for Foolio":
"Why do pigs go to the gym?"
"To get better buns."
"Why are you crying? It's just a joke."
"What's invisible and smells like worms?"
"A bird burp."
"What do you get when you cross a snake and a dinosaur?"
"What button did the dog push on the remote control?"
"Where does Santa go on a vacation?"
"To a ho-ho-hotel."
"Where is a cow's favorite place to get married?"
"At the moo-vies."
"If a rooster lays an egg on top of a slanted roof, which way does it roll?"
"Neither way! Rooster's don't lay eggs!"
"Why do birds fly south in the winter?"
"So they don't have to sit on their eggs."
"What's a tree's favorite drink?"
"What's black and white and red all over?"
"Why did Foolio cross the road?"
"There were 99-cent jokebooks on the other side!"