This Week's Improv Quotes

A few really fun shows at Dad's Garage this week. The funny thing: Both the Thursday and Friday night shows (by two completely different sets of improvisors) had scenes dealing with pyromaniac characters. The big difference: While Jenny only mimed burning things on Thursday night, George was actually (and persistently) lighting paper on fire on-stage (much to Scott's dismay). Shine on, you crazy diamond...

Now, for the traditional improv-quotes-in-comic-characters'-balloons portion of our post: