Kids' Jokes for Foolio, 3-1

Today's jokes from the kids at "Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime":

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Because it wants to jump way up high!"

"What do you call a snail on a boat?"
"A snailor!"

"What goes 100 miles an hour, is ugly and green and red?"
"Foolio on a windshield!"

"What do you call a bear eating sharks?"
"A shark-eater!"

"How many cheapskates does it take to change a light bulb?"
"None! They sit in the dark!"

"What did one hedgehog say to the other hedgehog?"
"Bawk bawk!"

"Why did the turkey cross the road?"
"To get to the other side!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Boo."
"Boo who?"
"Don't cry!"

"Why did the cookie go to the doctor?"
"Because it was sick!"

"What did one quarter say to the other quarter?"
"I love you goo-goo!"