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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Kids' Jokes for Foolio: 2-16

Today's assortment of jokes from the kids to Foolio:

"What is it time for when the elephant sits on the fence?"
"Time to get a new fence!"

"What's a chicken's favorite composer?"

"Why did the giraffe cross the road?"
"Because he was in love with the elephant!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To get more fattening!"

"What has four wheels and flies?"
"A garbage truck!"

"Why did the cowboy wear the cowboy hat?"
"So he could wrestle the cows!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Juicy who?"
"D'you see when I saw Lucy?"

"Where did the fish go to the doctor?"
"To the dock!"

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road?"
"Because the chicken was off-duty!"

"Why did Foolio cross the road?"
"To get his 99-cent jokebook!"

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road?"
"Because he was full!"

"Why did the cookie go to the doctor?"
"It was feeling crumby!"

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