Kids' Jokes for Foolio, 2-23

Today's assortment of jokes and observations from the kids at "Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime":

"I have a dinosaur named Roast Beef."

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Because he went to the other side and he got some flowers."

"Why couldn't the pirate go to the movie?"
"It was rated Arrr!"

"Why did Jive Turkey cross the road?"
"To get away from Foolio!"

"What do you get when you cross a Jedi Knight with a toad?"
"Star Warts!"

"How did the Firebird get to the movie?"
"Cause he had a broken arm!"

"Why did Ivan go the the movie?"
"Because he wanted to see a song!"

"A rocket went to a planet and then the aliens ate the rocket."

"Why did the scooter go into the woods by itself?"
"Because it had no people on it, and something something water."

"Why did the bee have sticky hair?"
"Because he used a honeycomb!"

"Why did the chicken go to the movies?"
"He wanted to see the singing cow!"