Kids' Jokes for Foolio: The Jokening

Today marked the return of "Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime" at Dad's Garage, and with it, the return of Foolio! So, let's get straight to the kids' jokes!

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Chickenhead."
"Chickenhead who?"
"Chicken!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Snake."
"Snake who?"
"Snake on you!"

"Why did the green car take out the light?"
"None! He could see in the dark!"

"Where do the bees go to the bathroom?"
"To the BP station!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Boo."
"Boo who?"
"Foolio's crying 'cause his jokes are so terrible!"

"Why do goats have bells?"
"Because their horns don't work!"

"How was spaghetti invented?"
"Someone used their noodle!"

"Why did the turtle cross the road?"
"To get to the Shell station!"

"Why did the elephant cross the road?"
"It was the chicken's day off!"

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?"
"He didn't have the guts!"

"What's a pig's favorite karate move?"
"A pork chop!"

"Why does Fritz cross the road?"
"Because they have glasses!"

"If there's a car called the Taurus, why isn't there a car called the Hare?"

"Would you remember me in a year?"
"Yes."
"Would you remember me in five years?"
"Yes."
"Would you remember me in ten years?"
"Yes."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"See, you forgot me already!"

"What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?"
"A pillow!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Because he fell on top of the schoolhouse!"

"Why did the pigeon cross the road?"
"Because he wanted to see a snake!"