Kids' Jokes for Foolio: Farewell for Now

From yesterday's "Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime," the last bunch of jokes from the kids until the show returns in February. (Until then, you can bask in the bad-joke glory that is Foolio at his MySpace page.)

Take it away, kids!

"Why did the lion get on Foolio?"
"Because the lion gets him!"

"What food is good for your eyes?"
"Fred! Get it? Fred!"

"What does a ghost call ice cream?"
"Ice scream!"

"What time is it when Foolio tells a good joke?"
"The end of the world!"

"Why was the dog hot?"
"Because it was a hot dog!"

"Why did the dog cross the road?"
"Because he wanted a bone!"

"Why did the chicken cross the street?"
"Because it was the chicken's day off!"

"What did the cat say when it got its favorite fish dinner?"
"Purr-fect!"

"Why was Foolio named Foolio?"
"Because he was fooled by a chicken!"

"What looks like a cat but isn't a cat?"
"A kitten!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Atch."
"Atch who?"
"Gesundheit!"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7?"
"Because 7 ate 9."

"Why did the lion jump on Foolio?"
"Because Foolio's a pickle!"

"Hey Foolio, you got a pickle on your head!"

"Why did the stegosaurus devour the factory?"
"Because it was a plant-eater!"

"What did the pig say when his side hurt?"
"Oh, my achin' bacon!"

"How many animals did Moses bring on the ark?"
"None! It was Noah!"