Kids' Jokes for Foolio 11-3

Today's installment of "Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime" was of particular interest as an illustration of memes in action: After the first kid told his joke, almost all of the rest of them used variations of the same set-up. Here we go!

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Because he has a hair!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To get to Chik-Fil-A!"

"Why did the gum cross the road?"
"Because he wantes something sweet!"

"You could put an orange on your head and not have hair." (Observational humor, I guess...)

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To get to the other side!"

"Why did the man throw the clock out the window?"
"Because he wanted to see time fly!"

"Why did the cow cross the road?"
"To get to the moo-vies!"

"Why did the sun bounce off the glass?"
"Because he wanted to catch a mouse!"

"Why did the cow cross the road?"
"Because he got run over by a car!"