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Saturday, November 10, 2007

Kids' Jokes for Foolio 11-10

The kids had a lot of jokes today, and they wouldn't let Larry get back to the show until they'd told them all.

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bird who?"
"Bird that ate a banana."

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"You who?"
"I'm right here."

"A scary joke in a bottle!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mississippi who?"
"Mississippi diaper pain."

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Orange who?"
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

"What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?"
"A Minnie-van!"

"What has four wheels and flies?"
"A garbage truck!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Boo who?"
"Don't cry, baby!"

"Flying wheels!"

"What do you get when you cross a skunk with macaroni?"

"What did the mama ghost say to the baby ghost?"
"Stop gobblin' your food!"

"How did the chicken cross the road?"
"By rolling!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Banana who?"
"Banana why can't you get the truck?"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting cow."
"Interrupting c--"

"Why did the chicken cross the playground?"
"To get to the other slide!"

"What do you get when you cross a dog with a rose?"
"A collie-flower!"

"Why did the tree talk?"
"Because he's a cat!"

"How did the duck cross the road?"
"In a duck diaper!"

"Who crosses the road on his head?"
"Foolio, with a nut on his head!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Boo who?"
"Don't cry, it's only a joke!"

"Why did the castle fly?"
"Because he wanted to get to space!"

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?"
"He didn't have the guts!"

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