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Sunday, April 29, 2007

Kids' Jokes for Foolio: The Final Chuckle

Well, today was the season finale of "Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime" at Dad's Garage, so Foolio will be taking a sabbatical until the fall. Here, then, are the last "Kids' Jokes for Foolio" for a few months:

"There was a daddy tomato and a baby tomato walking down the street, and the daddy tomato got far ahead, and he looked back at the baby tomato and said 'catch up.'"

"Why do gorillas have big noses?"
"Because they have big fingers!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Because he wanted to get on the other side."

"Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?"
"He wanted to see time fly."

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Ghost who?"
"Go stick your head in a cabinet!"

"Why pigs have lipstick and never talk?"

"What kind of witch lives in the sand?"
"A sandwich!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who who?"
"Are you an owl?"

"Who's a teenager in the 8th grade who's 14 and turning 15 in May?"
(I think Sienna may be exaggerating her age somewhat...)

"Why did the turtle cross the road?"
"To get to the Shell station!"

"Why did the elephant cross the road?"
"Because the chicken was on vacation!"

"How come a policeman is so strong?"
"Because he can hold up traffic!"

And the final joke of the season:

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"I wish Foolio was dead."

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