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Sunday, April 22, 2007

Kids' Jokes for Foolio 4-21

Didn't have a chance to post earlier, but here's what the kids had to say at yesterday's "Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime":

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"European who?"
"European on my flowers!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep-beep!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Palm tree."
"Palm tree who?"
"Palm tree, someone sticks your hand in it."

"Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?"
"Cause it ran out of juice!"

"Where's a good place to shop for a new cat?"
"In the cat-alog."

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The dolphin man."
"The dolphin man who?"

"What kind of band-aid do you put on a banana?"
"A banand-aid!"

And finally, a single statement:

"Like a lima bean!"

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