Kids' Jokes for Foolio, 4-14

This week's offerings from the kids:

"What's red & white & black all over?"
"A newspaper!"

"Who's a teenager?"
"Hannah Montana and me also!" (Not so much a joke: Regular attendee Sienna just turned 13 and had to brag about it.)

"What's black & white & red all over?"
"A sunburned penguin!"

"How do you make a Kleenex dance?"
"Put a little boogie in it!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Boke."
"Boke who?"
"Sorry, I don't speak French."

"Why do knees break?"
"Because tape comes off!"

"What plays Phineas J. Monkey and tells the worst jokes?"
"Foolio!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Ship."
"Ship who?"
"I don't need shampoo, I just bought some!"

"What do you give a banana with a bruise?"
"A banand-aid!"