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Saturday, April 14, 2007

Kids' Jokes for Foolio, 4-14

This week's offerings from the kids:

"What's red & white & black all over?"
"A newspaper!"

"Who's a teenager?"
"Hannah Montana and me also!" (Not so much a joke: Regular attendee Sienna just turned 13 and had to brag about it.)

"What's black & white & red all over?"
"A sunburned penguin!"

"How do you make a Kleenex dance?"
"Put a little boogie in it!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Boke who?"
"Sorry, I don't speak French."

"Why do knees break?"
"Because tape comes off!"

"What plays Phineas J. Monkey and tells the worst jokes?"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Ship who?"
"I don't need shampoo, I just bought some!"

"What do you give a banana with a bruise?"
"A banand-aid!"

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