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Saturday, March 17, 2007

Kids' Jokes for Foolio 3-17

Today's gems from the kids:

"How can a horse herd a man?"
"Because he has sharp paws."

"What's the stupidest school in the world?"
"Green River!"
(okay, so that one was either a bit of school rivalry, or a complaint from a disgruntled pupil, in the guise of a joke...)

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Irish who?"
"Irish you were dead right now, Foolio!"

"What is a boxer's favorite drink?"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Turtle who?"
"Turtle, have you ever seen a cow eating a turtle?"

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?"
"'Cause he had no guts."

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Boo who?"
"Why are you crying?"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep-beep!"

"How do you make a milkshake?"
"Give it a good scare!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Beep beep."
"Beep beep who?"
"Beep beep beep beep beep!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Turtle huzzin."
"Turtle huzzin who?"
"Beep beep!"

"What is green all over?"

"What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?"
"Frosted flakes!"

"How did the horse cross the road?"
"Because it was too silly to stop!"

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