Kids' Jokes for Foolio 3-3

Today's selection of jokes from the kids (with a heavy dose aimed directly at Foolio himself):

"What wears lipstick every single day every time I see it?"
"Foolio!"

"How do you fix a tuba?"
"With a tuba toothpaste!"

"What's green, yellow & red, and is about to be shot by a rocket launcher?"
"Foolio!"

"What's hideous and shouldn't even be on the earth today?"
"Foolio!"

"What did the strawberry say to the lemon?"
"You don't have my strawberry juice; I have your lemon juice!"

OLD STANDBY ALERT:
"Pete and Repeat go up a tree. Pete came down, who was left?"
"Repeat."
"Pete and Repeat go up a tree..." (et cetera, et cetera)

"What did the eye say to the other eye?"
"Don't look now, but between us, something smells."