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Saturday, March 10, 2007

Kids' Jokes for Foolio 3-10

Today's assortment of jokes from the kids:

"What has a pink & yellow & red & black face? And a green face? And his name is Foolio?"

"Two tomatoes are going down the street, and one's going fast and one's going slow. The fast one looks back and sees the slow one dragging behind. The fast one slaps the slow one and what does he say? 'Catch up!'" (Let's just hope that that kid didn't hear the joke from Uma Thurman...)

"What's an elephant's favorite game?"

"What is a tree's favorite drink?"
"Root beer!"

"What do small children ride in?"
"A mini-van!"

"Where does a cow go to the jungle gym?"
"In the jungle!"

"What is a baby and Hannah worth together?"
"My sister's name is Baby Hannah."

"Why does an alligator bite a snake?"
"Because it turned into a turtle."

"What did the envelope say to the stamp?"
"Stick with me and we'll go places!"

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