The Return of Foolio!

Hooray! Today marked the start of the new season of Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime, the kids' show at Dad's Garage...and that means an all-new supply of those sometimes-corny, frequently-non-sequitur jokes from the kids to Foolio. (Not to mention a slight foray into political humor today...) Take it away, kids...

"What did the judge say to the skunk that walked into the courtroom?"
"Odor in the court!"

"Who likes candy?"
"Me!"

"Why did the pool get in the bug?"
"Because it got drowned!"

"Why did the president walk into the jail?"
"Because he wanted to be arrested!"

"What did the people on the ship do when they ran out of food?"
"Foolio on a Bun...but too bad, it stinks!"

"Why did the pickle go to the gym?"
"Because he was arrested, too!"

"What did one eyeball say to the other eyeball?"
"Between the two of us, something smells."

"When does Friday come before Thursday?"
"In the dictionary!"

"What were Batman and Robin called after they were run over by a car?"
"Flatman and Ribbon!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Deez."
"Deez who?"
"Deez jokes are terrible!"

(Needless to say, on that last one there was a moment of anxiety from the adults before the kid delivered the relatively innocent punchline...)