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Saturday, September 29, 2007

Kids' Jokes for Foolio 9-29

Today's assortment of gags from the kids at Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime:

"Why did the jump rope cross the road?"
"To get to the other slide."

"Why couldn't Bob open the piano?"
"Because the keys were inside."

"Why did the jump rope cross the road and jump into the tree?"
"Because it got hurt and it wanted to get hurt."

"Why couldn't Luigi go to school?"
"He had pizzeria!"

"Why did the chicken go from Paris, France to Kentucky?"
"Because he wanted to be Kentucky Fried Chicken."

"Why did the cookie go to the doctor?"
"To get some candy."

"Why did the chicken get in the way?"
"Because he got in the chicken, not pay."

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