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Saturday, April 07, 2007

Kids' Jokes for Foolio, 4/7

Here's this week's selection of jokes from the kids:

"What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?"
"'Are you my mommy?'"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7?"
"7 8 9."

"What did the baby cat say to the baby dog?"
"'You're funny.'"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Foolio who?"
"Foolio gots a snake on his head!"

"Why does a cactus talk to 6?"
"Are you my mother?"

"When did you have a dog, Foolio?"
"A hundred years ago."

"What plays Phineas J. Monkey and has the worst jokes?"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Thrasher who?"
"Aren't you glad I'm not a Thrashers hockey player?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"It couldn't!"

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road?"
"He was too chicken."

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