Kids' Jokes for Foolio, 4/7
Here's this week's selection of jokes from the kids:
"What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?"
"'Are you my mommy?'"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7?"
"7 8 9."
"What did the baby cat say to the baby dog?"
"'You're funny.'"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Foolio."
"Foolio who?"
"Foolio gots a snake on his head!"
"Why does a cactus talk to 6?"
"Are you my mother?"
"When did you have a dog, Foolio?"
"A hundred years ago."
"What plays Phineas J. Monkey and has the worst jokes?"
"Foolio!"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Thrasher."
"Thrasher who?"
"Aren't you glad I'm not a Thrashers hockey player?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"It couldn't!"
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road?"
"He was too chicken."
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