Kids' Jokes for Foolio 10-18

Today's assortment of jokes from the kids attending "Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime" (including a shout-out to new character Jambles the Donkey, seen on the poster below):

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"
"Police."

"Police who?"

"Police sent Foolio away!"

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"Why did Jambles cross the road?"

"Because he was like 'Hee-haw!'"

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"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Candy."

"Candy who?"
"Candyman ice cream!"

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"Why did the rocket go into space?"
"Because it wanted to see an octopus!"

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"Why did Jambles go into a rocket?"
"Cause he wanted to go to Mars!"

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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cow."

"Cow who?"
"Moo!"

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"Why did the frog cross the road?"

"Because he was pinned to the chicken!"

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"What's a ghost's favorite fruit?"
"Boo-berries!"

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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"

"Leaf."
"Leaf who?"
"Leaf me alone!"

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"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"
"Orange."

"Orange who?"
"Orange you glad it's your birthday?"

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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"

"Turnip."

"Turnip who?"

"Turnip the heat, it's freezing up here!"

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"Where do you find a dog with no legs?"
"Right where you left him!"