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Saturday, October 18, 2008

Kids' Jokes for Foolio 10-18

Today's assortment of jokes from the kids attending "Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime" (including a shout-out to new character Jambles the Donkey, seen on the poster below):

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Police."
"Police who?"
"Police sent Foolio away!"
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"Why did Jambles cross the road?"
"Because he was like 'Hee-haw!'"
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Candy."
"Candy who?"
"Candyman ice cream!"
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"Why did the rocket go into space?"
"Because it wanted to see an octopus!"
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"Why did Jambles go into a rocket?"
"Cause he wanted to go to Mars!"
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cow."
"Cow who?"
"Moo!"
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"Why did the frog cross the road?"
"Because he was pinned to the chicken!"
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"What's a ghost's favorite fruit?"
"Boo-berries!"
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Leaf."
"Leaf who?"
"Leaf me alone!"
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Orange."
"Orange who?"
"Orange you glad it's your birthday?"
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Turnip."
"Turnip who?"
"Turnip the heat, it's freezing up here!"
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"Where do you find a dog with no legs?"
"Right where you left him!"

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1 Comments:

At 4:49 PM, Blogger Sea_of_Green said...

"Uncle Grandpa"? There's just something wrong about that. Kinda like the old song, "I'm My Own Grandpa."

 

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