Kids' Jokes for Foolio 10-11
From today's Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Cause the dragon popped up over the hill!"
"What kind of music do mummies listen to?"
"Wrap music!"
"What did the dinosaur say after the car accident?"
"I'm the sorest!"
"Why don't mummies watch scary movies?"
"Because they don't have any guts!"
"Why was the farmer running away?"
"Because he was getting chased by the pigs!"
"Why was the tree talking?"
"Because it was an idiot!"
"Why did the tree fall over mommy?"
"Because it was also an idiot!"
"Why did the vampire cross the road?"
"Because he was pooped!"
"Why did the snail cross the road?"
"So he could go get connected with the vampire!"
"What kind of cat should you never play cards with?"
"A cheetah! Because it cheats!"
Labels: dad's garage, foolio, jokes, uncle grampa
posted by Erich @ 2:28 PM
2 Comments:
Oh, MAN, some of those jokes are older than ME! Painful. Just painful. :-)
It's a pretty bizarre experience to listen to young children telling jokes...they'll either be ancient chestnuts or mind-boggling non-sequiturs (and sometimes both at once).
I did like that one kid thought it was necessary to explain the "cheetah" joke ("Because it cheats!").
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