Kids' Jokes for Foolio 9-27

Well, today marked the return of Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime at Dad's Garage, and with it the return of that irrepressible joker, Foolio...and the jokes told by kids in return.

Today's assortment of jokes from the kids:

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mill."
"Mill who?"
"Mill be sad 'cause your mom's here!"

"Why couldn't Andy Candy open a bakery?"
"Because he couldn't raise the dough!"

"Why did the chicken cross the playground?"
"Because he wanted to get to the other slide!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dwayne."
"Dwayne who?"
"Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"
(This joke was spoiled...or perhaps improved...when Andy Candy repeated it with "Drain" in place of "Dwayne.")

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"I am!"

"What flavor is furniture?"
"Chair-y!"

"Why did the chicken cross the other road?"
"So he could make some dough out of bacon!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"George Washington."
"George Washington who?"
"You don't know who George Washington is?"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Boo."
"Boo who?"
"Why are you crying, Foolio?"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Foolio."
"Foolio who?"
"Foolio's everywhere!"