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Saturday, April 26, 2008

Kids' Jokes for Foolio: TTFN

Today was the final edition of Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime of the season, so until it returns in the fall, here's the last installment of the Kids' Jokes for Foolio:

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Weenie who?"
"Weenie who went into a basket!"

"What do you get when you cross a chicken, a poodle, and a cow?"

"Why did Foolio attack Phineas?"
"Because they're both the same!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Foolio who?"
"Foolio has a snake on his head!"

"Why didn't the toilet cross the road?"
"Because it was pooped!"

"What did the dog say to the tree?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Because it wasnted to go to kindergarten and the second grade at once!"

"What fish lives in Heaven?"
"An angelfish!"

"A deer, a duck, and a skunk go into a restaurant. The deer said he didn't have a buck, the skunk said he didn't have a scent, so they put it on the duck's bill."

"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?"
"So he wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate!"

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