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Saturday, October 13, 2007

Kids' Jokes for Foolio 10/13

Today's collection of jokes from the kids:

"Why did the jump rope kiss the jump rope?"
"Because it gets candy!"

"Why did the chicken get the leg?"
"Because he was asleep in his bed!"

"Where do boats go when they get sick?"
"To the dock!"

"What did the person say to the bed?"
"I sleep on you!"

"Why do cars crash into doors?"
"Because they get fooled by the doors!"

"What is brown & sticky?"
"A stick!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Soccer player."
"Soccer player who?"
"Soccer player just made a goal!"

"What's black and white and red all over?"
"A sunburned zebra!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Eyeball full of slime."
"Eyeball full of slime who?"
"Eyeball full of slime from the slime planet!"

"What do you call Larry when he doesn't take a bath?"
(We learned after the show that the kid had actually said "What do you call a fairy when...", and that Gary Simmons misquoted him when repeating the joke for the house. Still...)

"What do you call a person who tells a lot of jokes?"
"The Joker!"

"Why do people eat hot dogs?"
"Because they don't eat animals!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Orange who?"
(all together now) "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

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