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Saturday, November 22, 2008

Kids' Jokes for Foolio, Delayed Edition

I forgot to post the kids' jokes from last week's edition of Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime (and I wasn't able to make it to today's show), but better late than never...

"How can a chichken get across the road when cars are coming?"
"Wait until its turn!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who who?"
"Are you an owl, Foolio?"

"Why did nobody cross the road?"
"Because nobody was in the town!"

"What do you call Foolio and Fritz surfing?"
"A hot dog with sauerkraut!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Chicken who?"
"Chicken ran away!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
[dead silence]

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?"
"Because it didn't have the guts!"

"Why is velociraptor the fastest dinosaur?"
"Because it's the smallest!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To get to the other side!"

"Why did the pencil roll down the road?"
"To get to Pennsylvania!"

"Who stole the soap out of the bathroom?"
"Robber ducky!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"So it could get run over by a car!"

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