Kids' Jokes for Foolio, 11-01

Today's assortment of jokes from the kids attending Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime. (Foolio was wearing a Santa cap...because if Christmas decorations the day after Halloween are good enough for the stores, they're good enough for Foolio. This explains the abundance of Christmas-themed jokes in today's show.)

"How do you explode a dinosaur?"
"With dino-mite!"

"Why did Foolio eat Christmas?"
"Because Christmas is yummy!"

"Why do sharks only swim in salt water?"
"Because pepper water makes them sneeze!"

"Why did the nightmare go out before Christmas?"
"Because it was the Nightmare Before Christmas!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Orange."
"Orange who?"
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

"What did the insect say at Christmas?"
"Bah, humbug!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Turnip."
"Turnip who?"
"Turnip the heat, I'm freezing!"