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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

A B.R.A.W.L. Invitational

Since I've made a few posts chronicling the events of B.R.A.W.L. the improv/wrestling show at Dad's Garage...and since the show is about to come to a conclusion...I just had an idea I'd like to suggest for all you readers out there, particularly the artistically-inclined ones.

In the first place, I'm assuming that, apart from my friends who actually work at Dad's Garage, most of the people reading this have never been there and have no idea what the actors and characters look like. So, I'm issuing the B.R.A.W.L. Character Design Invitational! Since the B.R.A.W.L. characters are so close to comic-book heroes & villains, let's see your interpretations of what they might look like, based solely on the characters' names and the little information you can glean from the past fight reports.

A quick rundown of this season's dramatis personae:

Armando: Smooth ladies' man.
Chad Champion: Former champion, current announcer...heartless rich bastard.
Comic Kaze: Stand-up wrestler.
Cowboy Ross Gordon: Former wrestler, now announcer.
Feral Fawcett: Half-woman, half-animal.
Heartmurmur Sampson: Boxer turned wrestler.
Little Bunny F-- You: Adorable but nasty.
Manorexia: Disturbing physique in see-through tights. Under no circumstances draw this guy.
Noble Savage: Murderous champion.
Professor D.Q. McGillicutty: The wise old man of referees.
Reparation H: Wrestler. Activist.
Ricky Spitz: All-American golden boy.
Separation H: Clone. Extremist.
Silent Violent: World's deadliest mime.
Smarky Mark: Internet know-it-all.
Stephen Platinum: Former B.R.A.W.L. champion, heel turned face.
Steven Platinum: Stephen's evil, goateed clone.
Straightlaced Billy Tyler: The no-nonsense, by-the-book referee with the cybernetic right hand.

I don't know whether I'll get any results from this, but I just thought I'd throw it out there. Have fun, everybody!



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