Kids' Jokes for Foolio 3-22

I had to miss the past couple of weeks of "Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime," but I was able to make it out there today...so here is the return of Kids' Jokes for Foolio!

"Foolio, you're a chicken!"

"Why did the bubble gum cross the road?"
"Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Because he wanted to get to the fence on the other side!"

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Juan."
"Juan who?"
"Juan day, I'll get a cat of my own."

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Because he felt like it!"

"Why did the elephant cross the road?"
"To get to the chicken!"

"Why did the elephant cross the playground?"
"To run off the cliff, to get away from Foolio's jokes!"

"Why did the pig cross the road?"
"He was stuck on some gum!"