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Thursday, May 28, 2009

If Loeb Keeps This Up...

...I predict that Jeph Loeb will end his run on Hulk by having Red Hulk (I refuse to type that four-letter abbreviation) go toe-to-toe with Eternity, in a massive slugfest that will culminate in Red Hulk snapping the neck of the entire universe.

Also, he'll forget to reveal Red Hulk's identity.



At 3:25 PM, Blogger Sea-of-Green said...

I just wanna see Galactus turn Red Hulk into an afternoon snack. That's all I want.

At 5:50 PM, Blogger Erich said...

The thing that gets me (well, ONE of the things that gets me) about that book is that Loeb actually seems to believe that Red Hulk really can defeat ANYBODY through brute force alone.

At the end of the most recent issue, I like to imagine a deleted scene...after Green Hulk and the others are gone, the Grandmaster gets up and we have the following bit of dialogue:

GRANDMASTER: Are they gone?
COLLECTOR: Yes, we fooled them completely.
GRANDMASTER: Now, about our wager...
COLLECTOR: I admit it, you win.
GRANDMASTER: I told you that red fool was vain enough to believe he could kill an immortal Elder simply by beating us to death.
COLLECTOR: Yes, but who would have believed he was that stupid?
COLLECTOR: Grumble grumble...


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