VHS Vednesday: Bikini Island

BIKINI ISLAND (1991). Directed by Tony Marks. Starring Holly Floria and Cyndi Pass.

No time for an actual review this week (I just got home from work, and am about to head out to Midtown Tavern for karaoke and then to The Doug Dank Project for improv), so for this week's offering, I've chosen a movie that can be summed up in four words.

Suffocation By Toilet Plunger.

That tells you everything you need to know about Bikini Island.

Who's Leaving This Off Their Resume?

Again, I'll keep it short: Everybody.